25 Unique and Funny Quotes 2015

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I trip every time I see you or hear your name. I guess I really did fall for you.

If you're cute, you can call me babyIf you're nice, you can call me sweetieBut if you're hot, you can call me tonight

If you were a booger, I would pick you first.

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.

My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.

Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.

The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court!

People tell me there's plenty of fish in the sea. But who wants to date a fish?

My love for you is like diahrea, I just can't hold it in.

You always stop and stare, why not just take a picture?

Boys are great. Every girl should have one.

He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw.

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.

People say that love is in every corner... I must be walking in circles.

My boyfriend is an idiot, but I love him anyway.

I'm too lazy to pick out a love message, go to QuotesRomantic.com and pick one out for yourself. I love you!

I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you... Pay the bill!

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it’s just another way to bleed.

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?

Love, I’ve come to understand is more than three words mumbled before bedtime.

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.