Top 10 Best Quotations for Party Invitations

Cocktail party:  A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time.  The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.  ~Fred Allen

The goal of all civilization, all religious thought, and all that sort of thing is simply to have a good time.  But man gets so solemn over the process that he forgets the end.  ~Don Marquis

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.  ~Dave Barry

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't.  The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.  ~Ann Landers

She had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked.  ~Evelyn Waugh

There is precious little hope to be got out of whatever keeps us industrious, but there is a chance for us whenever we cease work and become stargazers.  ~H.M. Tomlinson

I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.  ~Nancie J. Carmody

If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.  ~Joseph Schenck

I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it.  I want to have lived the width of it as well.  ~Diane Ackerman

One's friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human.  ~George Santayana