Top 10 Best Quotations: New Job Congrats

Top 10 Best Quotations: New Job Congrats

If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation?

To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon.

Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.  ~C. Northcote Parkinson

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.  ~Robert Frost

A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time.  ~William C. Feather

Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids.  This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.  ~Scott Adams

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.  ~John G. Pollard

The brain is a wonderful organ.  It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.  ~Robert Frost

Don't worry about people stealing your ideas.  If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.  ~Howard Aiken

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.  ~Doug Larson